Liberals Will be Choking on their Cappuccinos Over this News

Shout Out Patriots Podcast with Martin Mawyer

Dive into this week’s episode of “Shout Out Patriots,” where we tackle not one, not two, but nine hard-hitting stories. From the possibility of Trump ruling till 2037 to Disney’s wokeness woes and a fiery attack on the New Mexico GOP headquarters—there’s no shortage of action this week!

Welcome to Shout Out Patriots! I’m Martin Mawyer, your host and president of Christian Action Network. I’m back again to welcome our loyal friends and any brave newcomers who’ve dared to tune in.
Strap in because I’m changing the format today. Someone once said, “less is more.” That someone is Ludwig Mies van der Rohe. Maybe he was on to something, so I will try it. Rather than doing a deep dive into a story, I’m going to give fewer facts but more stories and heartfelt opinions. Let’s see if you like the new format. Let me know in the comment section as I hit you with nine stories that will come fast and furious. Let’s dive right in.
Have you seen this? Trump could be president until 2037. I had to blink twice to make sure I wasn’t seeing things.
Imagine the literal horror in coffee shops nationwide where liberal snowflakes are sipping on organic caffeine while drawing up plans for their next attack on Tesla cars or their owners:
Thanks to a constitutional loophole, Donald Trump could legally stay president until he’s 90.
Can’t you just see those liberals hyperventilating, possibly choking on their cappuccinos at the thought of this idea? Meanwhile, constitutional scholars are simply shrugging their shoulders, saying it’s possible.
As you probably know, the 22nd Amendment limits presidents to two terms. However, clever legal minds have found a way around it: Trump could run as vice president, with the elected president immediately resigning after the inauguration, placing Trump back in the Oval Office.
According to experts, this isn’t merely theoretical—it’s entirely plausible and constitutionally defensible.
Academic circles have discussed this possibility for years, emphasizing the vague wording of “elected” versus “assuming” office. Even conservative constitutional scholars concede it would be legally sound.
You can almost hear liberal heads exploding at the mere possibility. And if they do, they’ll probably be standing in a Tesla dealership with a Molotov cocktail strapped around each ear.
If this isn’t the greatest plot twist since “Dallas” revealed it was all a dream, I don’t know what is.
Elsewhere, there’s hot water brewing in a teapot, and guess who’s inside? Mickey, that lovable, high-pitched, big, round-ear rodent of Disney fame.
The FCC is taking aim at the house Mickey built, launching an investigation into Disney’s discriminatory hiring practices and mandated diversity quotas.
Chairman Brendan Carr specifically targets Disney’s “Reimagine Tomorrow” initiative, accusing the company of embedding race—and gender-based quotas throughout its hiring and production processes.
Disney’s response? A polite, corporate version of, “We’ll get back to you.” Yeah, right, “we’ll get back to you.” If Trump were Biden, Disney would be looking at FBI swat teams before they could say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”
Meanwhile, Disney’s stock is tanking faster than its Star Wars films, and fans are torching flops like Rachel Zegler’s Snow White and Halle Bailey’s Ariel for prioritizing agendas over fairy tales.
Disney’s recent movies have flopped spectacularly, leading many to point to its “wokeness” and child gay-grooming storytelling. Investors are bailing, audiences are ghosting, and conservatives are cackling.
The ‘happiest place on earth’? More like the biggest Dumbo on earth—and nobody’s buying the pixie dust anymore.
I just can’t get enough of Trump’s version of Yellowstone’s Beth—Karoline Leavitt, that is. And now she’s rewriting the media rulebook.
Karoline Leavitt, the 27-year-old conservative firebrand serving as White House press secretary, is about to rewrite the rules of media engagement.
In an unprecedented power play, the administration is taking control of the James S. Brady Press Briefing Room seating chart from the White House Correspondents’ Association (WHCA).
Say goodbye to CNN and NBC monopolizing the front row—welcome a new wave of social media stars and independent journalists taking center stage.
Leavitt insists it’s not about punishing unfavorable coverage but about recognizing modern media consumption habits.
The establishment media may shed Rachel Maddow-sized tears—recalling her emotional breakdown over migrant children being separated from their parents—but patriots will see this as overdue justice against liberal media bias.
Someone, please wake up Sleepy Joe in case he hasn’t seen this.
For years, Joe Biden has been flapping his gums about MAGA boogeymen, claiming they are domestic terrorists.
He even had his Department of Treasury collect the names of Bible purchasers, placing those names into a criminal database and marking them as potential terrorists.
But surprise—it turns out the real domestic threats are his woke progressive allies.
This past weekend, the headquarters of the Republican Party in New Mexico was set ablaze in an arson attack. Sprayed on the side of the building were the words’ ICE = KKK,’ leaving little doubt about the attacker’s political motives.
Firefighters swooped in to save the day, but the message is loud and clear: the tolerance-preaching Left loves a good Molotov cocktail when they’re mad.
I guess a ‘peaceful protest’ now comes with a side of lighter fluid.
It’s almost ironic—those who preach tolerance seem to be the least tolerant of all. But why say that when you can see it multiple times a day on TikTok and Facebook feeds?
There must be a lot of empty jail cells in England because parental rights just got a timeout—more precisely, they were placed in handcuffs.
In England, parents Maxie Allen and Rosalind Levine were arrested, fingerprinted, and detained simply for criticizing their daughter’s school in a WhatsApp group.
Their heinous crime?
Questioning Cowley Hill Primary’s questionable hiring practices. No fewer than six policemen – yes, six officers of the law – showed up at their home to place them under arrest.
The couple endured eight grueling hours in police custody, though no charges stuck. But these rightfully indignant parents are now fighting back, exposing the chilling trend of schools turning dissent into a jail sentence.
This story begs the question: How long before similar scenarios cross the pond and land right in our backyard?
Perhaps PTA meetings should include a primer on Miranda rights—a safeguard England lacks, as remaining silent can indeed be used against you.
One state down, 49 to go!
Utah is the first state in the nation to ban Pride flags in public buildings and aim for political neutrality.
But this seemingly straightforward legislation has sparked outrage on both sides—liberals see it as an attack on LGBT rights, while some MAGA fans lament losing their favorite Trump banners, caught up in the same ban.
Governor Spencer Cox played Switzerland, letting the law slide in without his John Hancock but tossing a pity party for the rainbow crowd.
Meanwhile, the prestigious Sundance Film Festival announced it’s moving out of Utah, citing concerns about inclusivity and equity.
Supporters say it’s a win for old-school values—haters say Utah’s about to lose its cool factor. Either way, the beehive state’s buzzing with drama, and we’re here for it.
How many times have you heard this: Go Woke, Go Broke? Well, you may have heard it 10 or 10,000 times, but you have to wonder if major corporations like Nike ever listen to it.
No. They’d rather experience it, evidently.
Nike’s woke activism continues to alienate shoppers, leading to a staggering 9 percent sales decline.
The company’s strategy of embracing political figures and contentious ad campaigns featuring Colin Kaepernick has backfired spectacularly.
Remember back in 2019 when Nike pulled its Betsy Ross Flag sneakers because it was allegedly associated with an era of slavery? Betting big on Colin Kaepernick and preachy ads didn’t pan out, as it turns out. Folks want kicks, not lectures.
Shoppers are sprinting to Hoka, Brooks, and Saucony for cheaper, less sanctimonious soles, leaving Nike’s $200 clunkers to gather dust.
CEO Elliott Hill’s pointing fingers at Trump tariffs, but let’s not kid ourselves—their real Achilles’ heel is this woke obsession. Politics and sneakers mix like oil and water, and Nike’s learning the hard way: step off the soapbox or step into bankruptcy.
Is Nike learning that politics and sneakers don’t mix well, or will they double down to the bitter end? We’ll see.
Moving on from Go Woke and Go Broke, let’s discuss how some broke members of Congress have suddenly become wealthy beyond their dreams.
Elon Musk has noticed, and he’s siccing his DOGE crew on Congress’s mysteriously loaded lawmakers. It’s about to get messy.
How do Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell, Chuck Schumer, and Elizabeth Warren turn a $200K salary into a multi-million-dollar empire?
Musk—whose billions come from Tesla and SpaceX, not shady backroom deals—is demanding answers. He’s promising to “connect the dots” and shine a spotlight on Capitol Hill’s wealth wizardry.
Americans are itching for dirt, and Washington is sweating bullets. Musk vows to “connect the dots” and expose the truth behind this congressional wealth.
This investigation could shake up Washington, and Americans are eager for answers. Grab your pitchforks—this could be the takedown of the century.
Now, let’s discuss this genius idea. Dilbert creator Scott Adams is proposing a masterful creation called the “Department of Imaginary Concerns.”
The idea is hilarious but cuttingly accurate. It proposes that complaints about imaginary crises like Russian collusion, climate apocalypse, or the perennial scare tactics about social program cuts be redirected to a fictional government office specifically created to humor the perpetually offended.
Adams points out how often the media and liberal politicians manufacture crises to push their agendas, sow fear, and manipulate public opinion. Imagine the efficiency—a government office dedicated solely to ignoring nonsense and treating fake emergencies as entertainment rather than policy issues.
Adams perfectly captures the absurdity of modern politics. Why didn’t we think of this sooner? Someone get this man a medal—and a budget.
And there you have it, patriots. I hope you’re still with us, hearts racing, fists clenched, smiles broad. I’m Martin Mawyer, reminding you: the truth never sleeps, and neither do we. Until next time, keep shouting and please share this episode with your friends!

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