True Story: Woman Engaged to a Chandelier

Amanda Liberty announced her engagement to a chandelier.

Cockroach Zombie Alert (Brain dead liberals that you just can’t get rid of)

We all knew something stupid like this was bound to happen one day, since homosexual activists have destroyed all meaning of holy matrimony.

Amanda Liberty, a 34-year-old woman living across the pond in Leeds, has announced her engagement to a 91-year-old chandelier.

It was “love at first sight” she said, after seeing the chandelier on eBay.

Though the wedding date has yet to be set, Amanda boasts that she’s already had the image of the chandelier tattooed to her arm. 

She calls herself “objectum sexual,” whatever that means.  We do know that at the age of 14 she once fell in love with a drum kit, if that helps.

To be clear, this will be a lesbian marriage as the chandelier identifies as a girl, according to Amanda.  The chandelier was given the name of Lumiere, bearing the same name as the candlestick that comes alive in the film Beauty and The Beast.

It is unclear, however, how the chandelier gave consent to the marriage, her name or her sex.  It all sounds kind of forced to me. 

Perhaps during the wedding the chandelier (Lumiere) will shed some light on these troubling and disturbing matters.


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